Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 3:36 am Post subject: PROFESSIONAL COURTESY
A pastor, a teacher and a lawyer were shipwrecked some distance from an island; it was within swimming distance, but the water was shark-infested. After much deliberation they decided that one of them would swim across. The pastor first went but he had not gone far when he was
eaten. Although afraid, the teacher decided to go next. He too was eaten before he reached the shore. In fear and trembling, the lawyer started his swim; he kept hearing movements around him, but to his delight he arrived safely on the shore. He looked around and saw two sharks, and he asked 'why did you eat my companions and leave me alive? the sharks replied in unison "PROFESSIONAL COURTESY, my dear".
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